Rude awakening...

When I looked out my kitchen window and I didn't see the water park in my backyard. When the only form of flowing water back there is the sprinkler and the only pool is the inflatable monkey pool. When I had to do the laundry, change the sheets, dishes, etc. because I am the housekeeping department. When seafood meant frozen tilapia fillets. When I wasn't able to ask the cabana boy to bring me another frozen, fruity beverage.